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Friday, October 29, 2004
Every day, as I go through my routine, I try to pay attention to amusing things that I can write on my blog the next time I get on a computer. However, it seems that whenever I sit down to type, I promptly forget everything that I've seen or heard over the past few days. So, for lack of anything else, here's the result of a hour of unproductive classtime:
Things to do with an Umbrella:
1. Avoid the rain
2. Dance like Gene Kelly
3. Fight off attackers
4. Fly like Julie Andrews
5. Use as a walking stick
6. Dangle precariously from a height (like Spidey's aunt in Spiderman II)
7. Float down a river (upside down, of course)
8. Swordfight
9. Work the word "bumbershoot" into a conversation
10.Baton twirling
11.Keep from getting skin cancer
12.Gesture wildly
13.Avoid seeing a naked man (as in 13 Going on 30)
14.Stick it in a coconut (if its small enough)
15.Keep an umbrella rack from feeling unimportant
Things to do with an Umbrella:
1. Avoid the rain
2. Dance like Gene Kelly
3. Fight off attackers
4. Fly like Julie Andrews
5. Use as a walking stick
6. Dangle precariously from a height (like Spidey's aunt in Spiderman II)
7. Float down a river (upside down, of course)
8. Swordfight
9. Work the word "bumbershoot" into a conversation
10.Baton twirling
11.Keep from getting skin cancer
12.Gesture wildly
13.Avoid seeing a naked man (as in 13 Going on 30)
14.Stick it in a coconut (if its small enough)
15.Keep an umbrella rack from feeling unimportant
Labels: Oregon
0 commentsWednesday, October 27, 2004
You'll all be amused to hear that after a month of living in my apartment, I've finally decided to check out the laundry facilities (and yes, I have been washing my clothes--it's just been at my parents house), and realized that my key does not work in the door. I'm not sure why this is--perhaps I just wasn't wiggling it the right way. In any case, I ended up washing some socks and such in the sink last night, with a felicitous discovery: laundry detergent works really well in bleaching out my scummy sink. So now I have enough clean clothes to make it to the weekend AND a nice white sink. Well, a nice creamy, slightly gray sink anyway, which I'm sure will be white after a few more sessions of Tide soak.
I wish I had more interesting things to talk about, but here are the highlights of the past couple days: I won no less than three games of Spider Solitaire--and that was the hard version with four suits, I might add; I discovered that I can make my own version of Starbucks caramel apple cider with Mom's homemade cider and caramel syrup--yum!; (speaking of Starbucks, Steph, I found that Starbucks that we were looking for the other day, when we ended up going to Baskin Robbins--it was just like a block past where we turned around);
Oh, here's something somewhat interesting: I met a girl from the Landscape Architecture program, whom my mom met earlier this year at the trade show and gave my phone number to. I went over to the house she lives in, which is sort of a dorm/house for Christian students called the Onyx House, and we had dinner. It was interesting because it was very much like eating in a small version of Marriott--a close knit group of Christian students who were teasing eachother and goofing off the whole time. Then we went out for ice cream and talked about school and movies. It was pretty fun. I've decided I don't mind meeting new people when it's just one on one (or two), it's big groups of new people all at once that freak me out. The funny thing about that experience was that as I was walking up to the house to meet her (in the rain, talking on the phone to Christin), I knocked on the door and promptly forgot the name of the girl I was supposed to be meeting.
Me: Oh, shoot, what's her name again? Um, Bethany, maybe? I think it's Bethany. I feel like that's what her email said. Wait, but what if I'm thinking of someone else? Who else do I know named Bethany? (Strange girl opens door, I look for some kind of recognition from her...)
Girl: Hi.
Me: Hi, I'm meeting, um, Bethany?
Girl: Ok
Me: Whew, that must be it. But maybe it's not...Bethany is a common name--maybe someone else lives here named Bethany. Maybe they'll bring me to someone who's not expecting me and I'll look like an idiot and have to explain the whole thing.
Well, eventually it worked out, and it turned out that her name was Bethany, but this just goes to show you what it's like to be someone like me who routinely forgets the names of important people, and then has the problem complicated by nervousness and second-guessing.
I wish I had more interesting things to talk about, but here are the highlights of the past couple days: I won no less than three games of Spider Solitaire--and that was the hard version with four suits, I might add; I discovered that I can make my own version of Starbucks caramel apple cider with Mom's homemade cider and caramel syrup--yum!; (speaking of Starbucks, Steph, I found that Starbucks that we were looking for the other day, when we ended up going to Baskin Robbins--it was just like a block past where we turned around);
Oh, here's something somewhat interesting: I met a girl from the Landscape Architecture program, whom my mom met earlier this year at the trade show and gave my phone number to. I went over to the house she lives in, which is sort of a dorm/house for Christian students called the Onyx House, and we had dinner. It was interesting because it was very much like eating in a small version of Marriott--a close knit group of Christian students who were teasing eachother and goofing off the whole time. Then we went out for ice cream and talked about school and movies. It was pretty fun. I've decided I don't mind meeting new people when it's just one on one (or two), it's big groups of new people all at once that freak me out. The funny thing about that experience was that as I was walking up to the house to meet her (in the rain, talking on the phone to Christin), I knocked on the door and promptly forgot the name of the girl I was supposed to be meeting.
Me: Oh, shoot, what's her name again? Um, Bethany, maybe? I think it's Bethany. I feel like that's what her email said. Wait, but what if I'm thinking of someone else? Who else do I know named Bethany? (Strange girl opens door, I look for some kind of recognition from her...)
Girl: Hi.
Me: Hi, I'm meeting, um, Bethany?
Girl: Ok
Me: Whew, that must be it. But maybe it's not...Bethany is a common name--maybe someone else lives here named Bethany. Maybe they'll bring me to someone who's not expecting me and I'll look like an idiot and have to explain the whole thing.
Well, eventually it worked out, and it turned out that her name was Bethany, but this just goes to show you what it's like to be someone like me who routinely forgets the names of important people, and then has the problem complicated by nervousness and second-guessing.
Labels: anecdote
0 commentsFriday, October 22, 2004
I think one of the things that I like about rainy Oregon is the fact that you just slog everywhere you want to go. It harkens back to childhood when the best thing in life was putting your bare feet in a big glop of soft mud and squishing your toes. That's what I feel like whenever I go outside. It's not really all that cold, so I tend to still wear flip flops a lot, and the bottom several inches of my pants get soaked, and my feet are wet and slippery, and it's fun--I especially like being warm and cozy on the upper half of my body, while my feet get to enjoy walking through puddles.
I had my first presentation in my Feminist Theory class today and it went pretty well. I think I've mentioned before that people tend to talk a lot in that class, which is helpful when you're trying to lead a discussion. Now I have a beautiful weekend stretching out before me, in which I will have some fun hang out time with Geron, go to Barnes and Noble yet again, get some homework done and stress off my chest, and curl up with a pot of tea and a good book.
Speaking of books and Barnes and Noble, Geron asked me the other day to pick up a copy of two books for her friend, whose birthday is coming up or something, so I went to Barnes and Noble on Wednesday, stood in the children's section, and tried to remember which books she wanted. Then I remembered her talking about The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle and The Island of the Blue Dolphins. So I went and bought those books, sat and read awhile and drank coffee, then went home. The next morning, it occurred to me that she had said her and her friend's favorite book was Charlotte Doyle, but the one she wanted to buy for her was Peter Pan. So I went back to B&N last night, returned Charlotte and bought Peter. Then I went home, called Geron and said, oh yeah, I got your books. You wanted Peter Pan and Island of the Blue Dolphins, right? No. She wanted Peter Pan and Charlotte Doyle. So today, we're going back yet again to the old Barnes and Noble to return Island and repurchase Charlotte Doyle. Now those of you with an abundance with common sense will say to me, Devon, why didn't you just call Geron on your cell phone and ask her what book she wanted? But you see, my friends, that would have been far too easy. The point of a cell phone is not to make your life simpler but to call your friends while grocery shopping and loudly discuss the merits of each item before you put it in your cart.
I had my first presentation in my Feminist Theory class today and it went pretty well. I think I've mentioned before that people tend to talk a lot in that class, which is helpful when you're trying to lead a discussion. Now I have a beautiful weekend stretching out before me, in which I will have some fun hang out time with Geron, go to Barnes and Noble yet again, get some homework done and stress off my chest, and curl up with a pot of tea and a good book.
Speaking of books and Barnes and Noble, Geron asked me the other day to pick up a copy of two books for her friend, whose birthday is coming up or something, so I went to Barnes and Noble on Wednesday, stood in the children's section, and tried to remember which books she wanted. Then I remembered her talking about The True Confessions of Charlotte Doyle and The Island of the Blue Dolphins. So I went and bought those books, sat and read awhile and drank coffee, then went home. The next morning, it occurred to me that she had said her and her friend's favorite book was Charlotte Doyle, but the one she wanted to buy for her was Peter Pan. So I went back to B&N last night, returned Charlotte and bought Peter. Then I went home, called Geron and said, oh yeah, I got your books. You wanted Peter Pan and Island of the Blue Dolphins, right? No. She wanted Peter Pan and Charlotte Doyle. So today, we're going back yet again to the old Barnes and Noble to return Island and repurchase Charlotte Doyle. Now those of you with an abundance with common sense will say to me, Devon, why didn't you just call Geron on your cell phone and ask her what book she wanted? But you see, my friends, that would have been far too easy. The point of a cell phone is not to make your life simpler but to call your friends while grocery shopping and loudly discuss the merits of each item before you put it in your cart.
Labels: books, grad school, Oregon
0 commentsThursday, October 21, 2004
Edited out
I would just like to say how thankful I am for all the years that I spent at schools where smoking on campus was prohibited. And I'd like to confess my naivete at how many people my age smoke. I'd always associated it with old, raspy, wrinkled people, but my time at the UO has changed my mind. Tons of students smoke. Which absolutely baffles my mind. I mean, my generation has grown up seeing adults who smoke turn into wrinkled, smelly, hoarse, old people. Not to mention dying of emphyzema and lung cancer. You would think that the cigarette would lose some of its charm to us. And seriously, what's the attraction of standing outside a building for ten minutes before every class, shivering in the cold, nursing a cigarrette? Or always having to take a ten-minute break from whatever activity you are involved in, whether you like it or not, in order to go outside and smoke? Or seeing other people's noses wrinkle as you walk by, trailing smoking behind you? In every other aspect of their lives, these people live to look attractive, smell attractive, have fresh breath and white teeth, eat healthy food and exercise, and yet here they are reversing all those things for what? An attempt at sophistication? I really really don't get it.
Anyway, that's my tirade for today. (Also, I think it's kind of sad, because there's this girl that I really like and have gotten to be friends with a bit, but I just can't stand too close to her because that smoke makes me sick. And I do like her, but what can you do?) But moving on... 0 comments
Anyway, that's my tirade for today. (Also, I think it's kind of sad, because there's this girl that I really like and have gotten to be friends with a bit, but I just can't stand too close to her because that smoke makes me sick. And I do like her, but what can you do?) But moving on... 0 comments
Monday, October 18, 2004
Well, you'll all be glad to hear that the kitty cats have all found loving homes. Our sales assocate took two of them, (which makes a grand total of four cats for her) and we got rid of one by going to Logan's soccer tournament with a box that said "Free Kitten" and said kitten inside (and yes, all the coaches and parents hated our guts).
I've been getting my fill of sibling ball games. Tonight I went to another of Brenna's volleyball games and got to see her be a star. My volleyball days consisted of a few practices in the 5th grade, but no actual games because I didn't recite one of my Bible verses for about three months (the length of a volleyball season) and therefore wasn't allowed to play in any games. Hmm, maybe I subconciously disliked volleyball and so developed a block towards that particular Bible verse. In any case, it never happened again, and I went on to play basketball in 6th grade and gave myself merry hell in that lovely sport for the next five years.
I also ran into my old classmate, Melissa Roth, at Brenna's game, met her new husband (!), and chatted with her for awhile. Kim, just so you know, you are on my bad list for not telling me that she was getting married. It was fun to see her though--she has an adorable new haircut, well, new to me. It's hard to believe that I'm only one year away from our five year class reunion, assuming we have one. I remember being a senior and thinking ahead to my five-year reunion, thinking that it was sooo far away, and imagining where and what I'd be. Grad school was not even on the radar at that point. I think I'd like to be Drew Barrymore and go back to high school at age 23 or 24, incognito. I know a few teachers that I'd give a piece of my mind to, and I'd definitely care a whole lot less about what anyone thought of me. Oh, and I'd be nicer to the outcasts. (You'd think being one yourself, you'd be nice to other misfits, but no--everyone's eyes are fixed firmly on the popular. Too bad.)
I've been getting my fill of sibling ball games. Tonight I went to another of Brenna's volleyball games and got to see her be a star. My volleyball days consisted of a few practices in the 5th grade, but no actual games because I didn't recite one of my Bible verses for about three months (the length of a volleyball season) and therefore wasn't allowed to play in any games. Hmm, maybe I subconciously disliked volleyball and so developed a block towards that particular Bible verse. In any case, it never happened again, and I went on to play basketball in 6th grade and gave myself merry hell in that lovely sport for the next five years.
I also ran into my old classmate, Melissa Roth, at Brenna's game, met her new husband (!), and chatted with her for awhile. Kim, just so you know, you are on my bad list for not telling me that she was getting married. It was fun to see her though--she has an adorable new haircut, well, new to me. It's hard to believe that I'm only one year away from our five year class reunion, assuming we have one. I remember being a senior and thinking ahead to my five-year reunion, thinking that it was sooo far away, and imagining where and what I'd be. Grad school was not even on the radar at that point. I think I'd like to be Drew Barrymore and go back to high school at age 23 or 24, incognito. I know a few teachers that I'd give a piece of my mind to, and I'd definitely care a whole lot less about what anyone thought of me. Oh, and I'd be nicer to the outcasts. (You'd think being one yourself, you'd be nice to other misfits, but no--everyone's eyes are fixed firmly on the popular. Too bad.)
Labels: siblings
0 commentsWednesday, October 13, 2004
I watched 50 First Dates again the other day, and I was thinking that it would be really cool to paint my bedroom wall the way that Drew Barrymore paints her dad's workshop in that movie. Like with big shapes and flowers and bright colors. And it would be tons of fun. It wouldn't be perfect--I'm no Picasso, but I'm somewhat artistic--I think I could do it. Not tomorrow or anything, though. I'd have to decide exactly what I want and plan it out with colors and everything. And save up money for the paint. But it might be a good way to brighten up my room a bit. We'll see.
Finally, I haven't noticed any of you jumping at my offer of free kittens, so I would just like to take this opportunity to point out again that these are prime kitten specimens and very sweet and playful and black (perfect for Halloween) and you are all crazy if you don't want one of them curled up on your rug. So, take my kittens! 0 comments
Finally, I haven't noticed any of you jumping at my offer of free kittens, so I would just like to take this opportunity to point out again that these are prime kitten specimens and very sweet and playful and black (perfect for Halloween) and you are all crazy if you don't want one of them curled up on your rug. So, take my kittens! 0 comments
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
Hooray! It's the first really rainy day since I've been in Oregon, and I dug out my lovely blue umbrella for the occasion. I sloshed through puddles on my way to class this morning and arrived with the bottom 5 inches of my jeans soaked through. I love seeing everything in the rain--the roses alongside the sidewalk, students walking to class under their raincoats--I feel like I'm in an impressionist painting.
Labels: Oregon
0 commentsMonday, October 04, 2004
A cat's a cat for a' that
Well, I 'm going to try to keep this brief because I'm writing from a library computer with a sticky keyboard and it's driving me crazy.
I went home last weekend and, lo and behold, my house has turned into an animal shelter (I was going to say "zoo" but it's always been that.) Not that I mind. There are three new kittens at our house--very young and tiny orphan kittens who are super-cute, but in need of extra care. And the back office has acquired a mascot--a dog of golden retriever-type origin who believes his sole purpose in life is to return anything a human being throws, including frisbees, tennis balls, pieces of gravel, and even large chunks of concrete intended for the dump pile. He's so well-trained that he must have been somebody's pet at some point, but he's so skinny that he must have been on his own for quite awhile before he discovered the endless philanthropy of the office secretaries at VE Nursery. So, if you happen to want a kitten (even you Nampa people--I'll bring it at Christmas) let me know before the kitten hospitality runs out in three weeks and they're sent to Pet Haven, and you can have one of the sweet, playful, black kittens that is currently in a cardboard box in our laundry room. 0 comments
I went home last weekend and, lo and behold, my house has turned into an animal shelter (I was going to say "zoo" but it's always been that.) Not that I mind. There are three new kittens at our house--very young and tiny orphan kittens who are super-cute, but in need of extra care. And the back office has acquired a mascot--a dog of golden retriever-type origin who believes his sole purpose in life is to return anything a human being throws, including frisbees, tennis balls, pieces of gravel, and even large chunks of concrete intended for the dump pile. He's so well-trained that he must have been somebody's pet at some point, but he's so skinny that he must have been on his own for quite awhile before he discovered the endless philanthropy of the office secretaries at VE Nursery. So, if you happen to want a kitten (even you Nampa people--I'll bring it at Christmas) let me know before the kitten hospitality runs out in three weeks and they're sent to Pet Haven, and you can have one of the sweet, playful, black kittens that is currently in a cardboard box in our laundry room. 0 comments
Friday, October 01, 2004
Things to do when your neighbors are noisy
At NNU there was often noise of some kind going on, whether it was someone next door playing their music, or guys outside playing volleyball, girls in the corridor shrieking and streaking through the wing, or my very own roommate talking on the phone for hours at a time. But it never really bothered me all that much, I guess because they were people I knew, or because it was mostly pleasant noise, or because if it got out of hand, I had resources to go to who would do something about it (RA's, TA's, etc.)
Well, that has all changed. I now officially have honest-to-goodness neighbors, and lest I forget that they're there, their loud music, cars, friends, television, and conversations remind me daily. (Did you notice I just used three forms of that word consecutively in one sentence? And correctly too!) On the right hand side of my apartment lives a family comprised of (according to my observations) at least two young women, possibly one man, and about ten children (or so it seems). Not that the kids are a problem. They don't really cry or scream much, it's the women who are loud--yak yak yak--outside their front door, which is outside my front window, which is like 6 inches from my couch. So much for any delusions of future naps there. AND they leave the door open all afternoon, while Spanish soaps blare from their living room.
On the left hand side of my apartment live an assortment of people, whose relationships and relative ages I have yet to figure out, partly due to the fact that I think they just constantly have friends over. Generally around two o'clock in the afternoon, they all tumble out of their apartment into their little backyard "patio" that they've created and talk and laugh (and sometimes argue) raucously for several hours. The arguing generally involves profanity, which is more difficult to tune out while reading or whatever, since its whole purpose, of course, is to get one's attention.
Overhead, there is another apartment that is mostly quiet, except for an occasional loud thump, which usually happens in the middle of the night. Who knows, maybe someone likes to fall out of bunkbeds up there.
So, if anyone has good strategies for overcoming neighborly racket, let me know. So far these methods have been used with partial success: turning on my own music, reading Harry Potter (which I can get lost in no matter the distractions), going to Barnes and Noble to study, and spending most of the day at school.
There are some things I have considered doing, but have not yet tried, including: banging on the ceiling with a broom, kidnapping one of the kids and holding him ransom until they promise never to watch soaps again, going out on my "patio" and holding a loud and angry argument with an imaginary person at 6am, turning on Avril Lavigne on repeat as loudly as the stereo will go each time I leave the house until I return, installing sound proof walls, ceiling, and windows, and going next door and inviting them to play the "Let's see how long we can be quiet" game.
Well, that has all changed. I now officially have honest-to-goodness neighbors, and lest I forget that they're there, their loud music, cars, friends, television, and conversations remind me daily. (Did you notice I just used three forms of that word consecutively in one sentence? And correctly too!) On the right hand side of my apartment lives a family comprised of (according to my observations) at least two young women, possibly one man, and about ten children (or so it seems). Not that the kids are a problem. They don't really cry or scream much, it's the women who are loud--yak yak yak--outside their front door, which is outside my front window, which is like 6 inches from my couch. So much for any delusions of future naps there. AND they leave the door open all afternoon, while Spanish soaps blare from their living room.
On the left hand side of my apartment live an assortment of people, whose relationships and relative ages I have yet to figure out, partly due to the fact that I think they just constantly have friends over. Generally around two o'clock in the afternoon, they all tumble out of their apartment into their little backyard "patio" that they've created and talk and laugh (and sometimes argue) raucously for several hours. The arguing generally involves profanity, which is more difficult to tune out while reading or whatever, since its whole purpose, of course, is to get one's attention.
Overhead, there is another apartment that is mostly quiet, except for an occasional loud thump, which usually happens in the middle of the night. Who knows, maybe someone likes to fall out of bunkbeds up there.
So, if anyone has good strategies for overcoming neighborly racket, let me know. So far these methods have been used with partial success: turning on my own music, reading Harry Potter (which I can get lost in no matter the distractions), going to Barnes and Noble to study, and spending most of the day at school.
There are some things I have considered doing, but have not yet tried, including: banging on the ceiling with a broom, kidnapping one of the kids and holding him ransom until they promise never to watch soaps again, going out on my "patio" and holding a loud and angry argument with an imaginary person at 6am, turning on Avril Lavigne on repeat as loudly as the stereo will go each time I leave the house until I return, installing sound proof walls, ceiling, and windows, and going next door and inviting them to play the "Let's see how long we can be quiet" game.
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