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Tuesday, November 28, 2006
Some things I learned this week
1. When it snows, it's best to just close your classroom blinds. No good will come of students seeing it snow.
2. Getting up at 3:30 for Black Friday sales is only fun if you have a wonderful aunt and cousin to suffer with.
3. Gilmore Girls DVDs went on sale for $15. That's right, fifteen dollars. I got four seasons.
4. Even if your aunt gives you disapproving looks for taking Anna Karenina along on the aforementioned 3:30am shopping trip, you will be rewarded when you are left alone for 45 minutes in a line that winds around and around endless rows of kitchen appliances in Best Buys.
5. However, it is true that Anna Karenina CAN get a bit heavy after 3, 4 hours of shopping.
6. When wine tasting, it's best to ask ahead of time exactly how many wineries will be visited, so you can gauge your consumption accordingly.
7. Even not particularly skinny people can find skinny jeans that look good.
8. Especially if said skinny jeans are paired with super hot black boots.
9. The Prestige is an excellent movie.
10. But Stranger Than Fiction is even better.
11. My hypothesis that no movie with Emma Thompson in it can be a disappointment is reinforced yet again.
12. Carpe Diem is good in theory...
2. Getting up at 3:30 for Black Friday sales is only fun if you have a wonderful aunt and cousin to suffer with.
3. Gilmore Girls DVDs went on sale for $15. That's right, fifteen dollars. I got four seasons.
4. Even if your aunt gives you disapproving looks for taking Anna Karenina along on the aforementioned 3:30am shopping trip, you will be rewarded when you are left alone for 45 minutes in a line that winds around and around endless rows of kitchen appliances in Best Buys.
5. However, it is true that Anna Karenina CAN get a bit heavy after 3, 4 hours of shopping.
6. When wine tasting, it's best to ask ahead of time exactly how many wineries will be visited, so you can gauge your consumption accordingly.
7. Even not particularly skinny people can find skinny jeans that look good.
8. Especially if said skinny jeans are paired with super hot black boots.
9. The Prestige is an excellent movie.
10. But Stranger Than Fiction is even better.
11. My hypothesis that no movie with Emma Thompson in it can be a disappointment is reinforced yet again.
12. Carpe Diem is good in theory...
Labels: movies, Thanksgiving
0 commentsThis is just to say...
I truly love living in a place where they delay school two hours for 3/4 inch of snow.
(More later about Thanksgiving, etc...)
....see, if I promise to write it, then I have to write it... 0 comments
(More later about Thanksgiving, etc...)
....see, if I promise to write it, then I have to write it... 0 comments
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Well, I had a frustrating day yesterday. It turns out that in one of my classes I have been letting out line and letting out line, and yesterday I gave the line a tug and realized... the fish were gone. That's the best metaphor for the slow dissolve of classroom management that I can come up with.
So. I suppose I'm going to have to come back from Thanksgiving break as this teacher:

...in order to regain control over my classroom. *sigh* In my defense, it is a group of kids with a particular blend of hyperactivity and charm. I just liked them too much to punish them as much as I should have.
In other news, I'm spending the break with my beloved aunt: excessive shopping, eating, and movie watching is in order. Cheerio.
So. I suppose I'm going to have to come back from Thanksgiving break as this teacher:

...in order to regain control over my classroom. *sigh* In my defense, it is a group of kids with a particular blend of hyperactivity and charm. I just liked them too much to punish them as much as I should have.
In other news, I'm spending the break with my beloved aunt: excessive shopping, eating, and movie watching is in order. Cheerio.
Labels: teaching
0 commentsSunday, November 12, 2006
La la la books!
Guess who landed some serious used-bookstore booty this weekend.
Me!
I won't bore you with a comprehensive list of my 20-odd new titles, but here are a few highlights:
Trickster's Queen: This is the second book in one of Tamora Pierce's newest series. I already had the first book (thanks to a little service that will be described further presently), so I was excited to find this one for cheap, since they're quite popular (and therefore harder to find and more expensive).
Unleashed: A book of poetry written by poets who, if not famous, are at least published, from the point of view of their dogs. This book includes a poem that a professor at the UO mentioned and I had been looking for for ages (but couldn't find since I didn't know the title or the author.) It's particularly useful right now, since I spent the last day of the quarter having my eighth-graders write letters from their pets. So this will be a nice transition into poetry (and also showing them that such an exercise is not just something you do in English class. Real authors have fun with these kinds of projects too. :)
The Norton book of 100 Years of Poetry for Children: I have a certain eighth-grader who keeps asking me for poetry books, and since most of my poetry requires some skill...or maybe guidance to read (I hate saying that, but there you are)--we're talking Whitman, Barrett Browning, Tennyson, Plath, etc--I've had trouble finding her enough books to keep her happy. This edition features plenty of classic poets (like those mentioned above), but in manageable doses, and works its way from romantic to contemporary fairly seamlessly.
A book of poetry by various women poets from Sappho to Rich AND a book of Billy Collins' poems (I forget the exact titles): Yes, poetry was a theme in this trip, but this new bookstore just had such a fabulous poetry selection that I couldn't resist (unlike Barnes and dumb Noble, who when I asked for "poetry for young adults" showed me to Shel Silverstein. Bleh.)
A new Moomintroll book: from an old series by a Finnish guy that I recently discovered and find hilarious and very odd and completely charming. I especially like the Snork Maiden.
Several adventure-type stories geared towards boys like Brian's Winter, since I'm facing up to the sad fact that my library is rather geared towards girls. Funny, that.
Ok, although in this case, my new books were acquired at your standard used bookstore and Goodwill, I would like to introduce you to a fabulous, amazing, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious website, where I've been getting many of my new books. It's called Paperback Swap Dot Com and it's brilliant. Especially if, like me, you're always looking for a way to find cheap books.
Basically, the way it works is this: you register on the site and enter at least nine books that you own but are willing to get rid of. In exchange, you get three free credits to begin trading. With those three credits, you can search their ENTIRE database of thousands of books and order any three books your heart desires. They get shipped to you completely free. Then, whenever anyone orders one of your books (from the nine you entered), you get sent an email. You go to Paperbackswap.com and print off a mailing label that has, already printed on it, your name and address, the name and address your shipping to, and the calculated postage for the size of the book (usually $1.59 for your standard quality paperback). You wrap up the book with the mailing label, stick on some stamps, and away it goes. And you get another credit to order another book.
Magnifique, is it not? So, so easy. I've gotten 21 books through the site and traded 18 books that I didn't want. (Also, if you're pretty savvy about what is hot, you can pick up books for cheap at Goodwill and garage sales and get much more expensive and rare books in return. Like, I traded away a copy of My Sister's Keeper by Picoult and got that new writing book by Margaret Atwood.) I've found probably 75% of the books that I'm looking for on the site. Usually if a book is circling the book groups, it's hard to find, but you can always put a missing book on your Wish List and if one appears on the site, they'll email you. I'm telling you, this site is a goldmine. One caution is that it does require a bit of a commitment, since once you enter your nine books, they're entered. If anyone ever orders them, you're still responsible to send them, even if you haven't been on the site for months, or whatever.
So, there you go. A little something from me to you. Merry Christmas.
Me!
I won't bore you with a comprehensive list of my 20-odd new titles, but here are a few highlights:
Trickster's Queen: This is the second book in one of Tamora Pierce's newest series. I already had the first book (thanks to a little service that will be described further presently), so I was excited to find this one for cheap, since they're quite popular (and therefore harder to find and more expensive).
Unleashed: A book of poetry written by poets who, if not famous, are at least published, from the point of view of their dogs. This book includes a poem that a professor at the UO mentioned and I had been looking for for ages (but couldn't find since I didn't know the title or the author.) It's particularly useful right now, since I spent the last day of the quarter having my eighth-graders write letters from their pets. So this will be a nice transition into poetry (and also showing them that such an exercise is not just something you do in English class. Real authors have fun with these kinds of projects too. :)
The Norton book of 100 Years of Poetry for Children: I have a certain eighth-grader who keeps asking me for poetry books, and since most of my poetry requires some skill...or maybe guidance to read (I hate saying that, but there you are)--we're talking Whitman, Barrett Browning, Tennyson, Plath, etc--I've had trouble finding her enough books to keep her happy. This edition features plenty of classic poets (like those mentioned above), but in manageable doses, and works its way from romantic to contemporary fairly seamlessly.
A book of poetry by various women poets from Sappho to Rich AND a book of Billy Collins' poems (I forget the exact titles): Yes, poetry was a theme in this trip, but this new bookstore just had such a fabulous poetry selection that I couldn't resist (unlike Barnes and dumb Noble, who when I asked for "poetry for young adults" showed me to Shel Silverstein. Bleh.)
A new Moomintroll book: from an old series by a Finnish guy that I recently discovered and find hilarious and very odd and completely charming. I especially like the Snork Maiden.
Several adventure-type stories geared towards boys like Brian's Winter, since I'm facing up to the sad fact that my library is rather geared towards girls. Funny, that.
Ok, although in this case, my new books were acquired at your standard used bookstore and Goodwill, I would like to introduce you to a fabulous, amazing, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious website, where I've been getting many of my new books. It's called Paperback Swap Dot Com and it's brilliant. Especially if, like me, you're always looking for a way to find cheap books.
Basically, the way it works is this: you register on the site and enter at least nine books that you own but are willing to get rid of. In exchange, you get three free credits to begin trading. With those three credits, you can search their ENTIRE database of thousands of books and order any three books your heart desires. They get shipped to you completely free. Then, whenever anyone orders one of your books (from the nine you entered), you get sent an email. You go to Paperbackswap.com and print off a mailing label that has, already printed on it, your name and address, the name and address your shipping to, and the calculated postage for the size of the book (usually $1.59 for your standard quality paperback). You wrap up the book with the mailing label, stick on some stamps, and away it goes. And you get another credit to order another book.
Magnifique, is it not? So, so easy. I've gotten 21 books through the site and traded 18 books that I didn't want. (Also, if you're pretty savvy about what is hot, you can pick up books for cheap at Goodwill and garage sales and get much more expensive and rare books in return. Like, I traded away a copy of My Sister's Keeper by Picoult and got that new writing book by Margaret Atwood.) I've found probably 75% of the books that I'm looking for on the site. Usually if a book is circling the book groups, it's hard to find, but you can always put a missing book on your Wish List and if one appears on the site, they'll email you. I'm telling you, this site is a goldmine. One caution is that it does require a bit of a commitment, since once you enter your nine books, they're entered. If anyone ever orders them, you're still responsible to send them, even if you haven't been on the site for months, or whatever.
So, there you go. A little something from me to you. Merry Christmas.
Labels: books
0 commentsTuesday, November 07, 2006
Finally, some class on this blog
Greetings, people, from your friendly neighborhood Miss Kitty Fantastico. I'm taking some time while Devon is at school to log on and offer a few personal words to my fan base. Now, I'm aware that she may have said that this would not become a Miss Kitty Fantastico blog. Perhaps she was under the mistaken illusion that you wouldn't want to hear about my life. Or possibly she was just momentarily insane. In any case, I'm not called Miss Kitty Fantastico for nothing--my life is wildly exciting, as you're about to find out.
I was born around ten weeks ago in a box in the garage. (Ah, from such humble beginnings...) My mother is a tan and white beauty with a tendency to wander. My father... well, let's just not talk about him. I spent my first kitten weeks happy and content exploring the garage with my brothers and sisters, but right from the beginning, there was something special about me. Sure enough, it didn't take long for my talent to make itself known and I was carried away by Devon and her sister, Brenna, to begin my life of fame.
To date, I've made appearances at several homes, a school volleyball game (where I was constantly surrounded by adoring fans), a classroom, and various other venues. However, in my spare time, I enjoy eating, sleeping, chewing, and climbing (my record climb to date is an impressive height of 3 feet, 2 inches: the kitchen countertop).
Naturally, I keep very busy fulfilling my duties of house protector. There are currently several dangerous fronts that require constant attention. A new pink fuzzball on a spring has recently gained entrance to the house through unknown channels. I can't tell you how much time I spend teaching it to respect house rules. It hasn't relinguished its stronghold atop the scratching post yet, but I'm wearing it down. Also, there have been several appearances of another cat (quite a good-looking one, too, I must say) in the house, although I have not yet been able to engage it in combat. It always appears behind a mysterious pane of glass and mimics my motions exactly. I will keep you updated on any developments in this situation.
I keep my reflexes sharp by practicing my pouncing. I find a workable corner to hide behind and then the moment I hear someone approaching, I leap out as high as I can, claws bared. This has led to several amusing results. Also, I've been working on a thorough exploration of all the nooks and crannies in the house. I have so far been prevented from entering the fridge and most of the cupboards, but all the closets and beneath the beds and furniture have been inspected. In fact, I was able to infiltrate one of the lower kitchen drawers unnoticed the other day, and by extreme agility and stealth, I climbed my way to the upper drawer. The look on Devon's face when she opened her top drawer and saw my face among the plastic wrap and tin foil was just ... well, I'll leave it to your imagination.
There are some foes that I have not yet found it within me to face. The vacuum cleaner, with its unpredictable advance and retreat and terrifying roar, is a formidable match for any mortal cat, even the bravest. Devon cleaned the entire house on Sunday and I was forced to hide under the laundry basket for quite a long while. Luckily, most of the day was spent in quieter pursuits--emptying litter boxes and so forth. Not so luckily, she insisted on playing her collection of showtunes the entire afternoon. Les Miserables, The Phantom of the Opera, The Secret Garden... I heard them all. Nerdy as she is, you would think she would at least play one or two songs from the best musical of all* but no, that one she doesn't even own. I'm telling you, if I have to listen to Madonna sing "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina" one more time, I'm going to have to go find some electrical wires to chew on.
*Cats. Obviously.
I was born around ten weeks ago in a box in the garage. (Ah, from such humble beginnings...) My mother is a tan and white beauty with a tendency to wander. My father... well, let's just not talk about him. I spent my first kitten weeks happy and content exploring the garage with my brothers and sisters, but right from the beginning, there was something special about me. Sure enough, it didn't take long for my talent to make itself known and I was carried away by Devon and her sister, Brenna, to begin my life of fame.
To date, I've made appearances at several homes, a school volleyball game (where I was constantly surrounded by adoring fans), a classroom, and various other venues. However, in my spare time, I enjoy eating, sleeping, chewing, and climbing (my record climb to date is an impressive height of 3 feet, 2 inches: the kitchen countertop).
Naturally, I keep very busy fulfilling my duties of house protector. There are currently several dangerous fronts that require constant attention. A new pink fuzzball on a spring has recently gained entrance to the house through unknown channels. I can't tell you how much time I spend teaching it to respect house rules. It hasn't relinguished its stronghold atop the scratching post yet, but I'm wearing it down. Also, there have been several appearances of another cat (quite a good-looking one, too, I must say) in the house, although I have not yet been able to engage it in combat. It always appears behind a mysterious pane of glass and mimics my motions exactly. I will keep you updated on any developments in this situation.
I keep my reflexes sharp by practicing my pouncing. I find a workable corner to hide behind and then the moment I hear someone approaching, I leap out as high as I can, claws bared. This has led to several amusing results. Also, I've been working on a thorough exploration of all the nooks and crannies in the house. I have so far been prevented from entering the fridge and most of the cupboards, but all the closets and beneath the beds and furniture have been inspected. In fact, I was able to infiltrate one of the lower kitchen drawers unnoticed the other day, and by extreme agility and stealth, I climbed my way to the upper drawer. The look on Devon's face when she opened her top drawer and saw my face among the plastic wrap and tin foil was just ... well, I'll leave it to your imagination.
There are some foes that I have not yet found it within me to face. The vacuum cleaner, with its unpredictable advance and retreat and terrifying roar, is a formidable match for any mortal cat, even the bravest. Devon cleaned the entire house on Sunday and I was forced to hide under the laundry basket for quite a long while. Luckily, most of the day was spent in quieter pursuits--emptying litter boxes and so forth. Not so luckily, she insisted on playing her collection of showtunes the entire afternoon. Les Miserables, The Phantom of the Opera, The Secret Garden... I heard them all. Nerdy as she is, you would think she would at least play one or two songs from the best musical of all* but no, that one she doesn't even own. I'm telling you, if I have to listen to Madonna sing "Don't Cry for Me, Argentina" one more time, I'm going to have to go find some electrical wires to chew on.
*Cats. Obviously.
Labels: MKF
0 commentsFriday, November 03, 2006
A little math humor...
In response to the question:
"Name the property of equality that justifies this statement: X exists, therefore X = X,"
one student wrote,
"The Duh Theorem."
"Name the property of equality that justifies this statement: X exists, therefore X = X,"
one student wrote,
"The Duh Theorem."
Labels: teaching
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