Friday, March 30, 2007

Ah Nampa 

Here in glorious Nampa today, after a lovely drive across the state on Hwy 20. I love getting up early for a long drive--there's such an exhilaration in watching the sun rise over the highway. Of course, by 2 or 3 pm, the glow has worn off a bit, but still.

Tammy pointed me to a new coffee shop, which happens to have internet. I've never blogged from a coffee shop before--this is very exciting. It's your basic Christian bookstore/coffeeshop combo, the type that really flourishes in the Treasure Valley. In front of me on the wall there's an oh-so-original framed-landscape-scene-with-unrelated-Bible-verse. Oh Christian sub-culture, why? Why? (Don't worry, I won't venture across the invisible line from coffeeshop to bookstore. My snark-o-meter might explode.)

Anyway, got myself a nice smoothie and croissant. I'm happy. Hung out with Sophie last night--we went to a bar in Boise where they have a live jazz combo every Thursday night. (Does anyone else hear "live jazz combo" and immediately picture the opposite: a bunch of skeletons holding saxophones and sitting at drum sets? Not until now? Oh, ok, good.) Anyway, we played Uno and telephone pictionary and ordered drinks from the very cranky waitress. It was fun.

More updates soon, if I make it back to "Living Water" (which presumably means very strong coffee!)

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

March Madness? 


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Monday, March 26, 2007

Miscellany 



So, spring break has begun. Which leaves me with time to take Harry Potter quizzes, such as the above. Also, I've hung out with four friends in less than 3 days, and have a Nampa trip in the works. Life is good.

I made some broccoli cheddar soup tonight out of a new cookbook that I got at the self-titled "World's Largest Garage Sale" in Eugene. Now, I have some doubts about the veracity of this claim, especially since it was not actually held in a garage, which seems like a disqualifier. But nevertheless, the cookbook that I found looks promising, although there are no pictures. I love that the previous owner made notes on her (or his) favorite recipes and starred them. But regarding the soup that I picked for tonight, the notes caused a bit of trouble. See, after cooking the broccoli, the book says "Do not drain vegetables." The previous owner had written in pencil, "Do not add water." Then you were told to combine the veggies and the sauce. So should I add the water from the veggies or not? I was flummoxed. What to do, who to trust? Cookbook or cook? Well, I finally decided that the cook must have meant that you shouldn't add additional water, so I followed the book's instructions, and it turned out well. But there were a few tense moments there...

Also, I have a few Miss Kitty Fantastico tales to relate:

A couple of weeks ago, I came home from an outing in the evening, walked into my house, turned on the lights, and what did I see? Covering the floor, hanging from the walls, floating in the air... Feathers! Actual, genuine from-a-real-live-bird-and-not-a-pillow feathers. And Miss Kitty Fantastic in the midst of them, looking mighty pleased with herself. Ok, I thought, yes, fine, I just need to know one thing...where is the bird?

And I never found it. So who knows. Maybe it somehow escaped through the four-inch opening of my window. Maybe she ate the whole thing--feet, beak, and all. Maybe it's bones are hidden somewhere and I will suddenly stumble upon them someday. Who knows? It's a mystery to me.

And lastly, Miss Kitty Fantastico had a very hard weekend, and I'm ashamed to say that it was mostly my fault. We had tacos the other night, and after draining the hamburger, I left the grease on the counter in a bowl to cool. (You see where this is going, don't you?) Yes, MKF ate it. ...And it was not pretty. Aside from the obvious gruesome effects, she spent pretty much the entire weekend sitting on top of the crossbar over our kitchen entryway, glaring down at everyone who walked under her, as though to say, How dare you walk around so cheerfully? Don't you know I'm on my deathbed? The second day she came down and joined the plane of men again, but she wasn't herself. She wouldn't even bite, or if it was absolutely necessary, she bit only half-heartedly. It didn't even hurt (but we didn't let on). Poor thing.

She's all better now though. And I'm making it up to her with her very own specialized food bowl made at Surefire. I worked on it today with my friend, Hannah. (Well, she worked on her own piece, but you know what I mean...) It's going to have terrified birds and mice and fish all fleeing from MKF painted on the inside, and the word "Fantastico" written around the outside. I think she'll like it. Also, incidentally, I'm beginning to understand why the ancient Egyptians worshipped cats.


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Monday, March 19, 2007

Homeward Bound--Miss Kitty Fantastico Style. Part 2 

Miss Kitty Fantastico looked through the dark branches at shadowy shape of her house. The rectangle of yellow light had blinked out long ago and all was quiet. Inside, she knew, was her blanket, her ball, her food, and her bed. Inside was warmth and safety and, if she was lucky, something to chew. But between her and all these good things was an entire backyard of dangers, not to mention about fifteen feet of empty air. She had never been this high up in a tree before, and her legs felt shaky and weak. The only things keeping her from plunging to the gravel below were her sharp claws digging deep into the bark of her tree, and she wasn't willing to loosen them even the tiniest bit.

What's more, although the three dogs had slunk off into the darkness, who knew if they were just waiting in the shed, or under the garden bench, or behind another tree--waiting for her to creep down so they could fall on her at once and tear her to pieces. MKF clung even tighter at the thought of it.

At that moment, she heard a welcome sound. "Here, kitty, kitty, kitty," came a soft voice from across the yard. MKF could see a head poking out the window and recognized her roommate, Devon.

"Here! I'm up here! Come help me. Come get me down," she meowed. A few minutes later, Devon came shuffling across the yard, rubbing her eyes and pulling her sweater closer around her shoulders.

"What are you doing up there, you silly? It's bedtime. Come home."

"There were dogs! They were chasing me and talking about making me into burgers. It was very traumatic! Can I come home now?"

"That's right. Come on down. I'm here--I'll take care of you."

Miss Kitty Fantastico started to loosen her claws. She slipped a few inches down the tree. A tiny branch broke under her weight and she slipped a little further.

"That-a-girl. A little further," said Devon.

But right then, barking sounded from a neighboring yard. It was the brown dog, MKF knew, recognizing his whiny voice. "I'm watching you," came the voice from far away. "Go ahead. Climb down from that tree. See what will happen to you."

Another dog, closer this time, joined in: "You're surrounded, cat. You think your person can protect you, but she can't. There are more of us than there are of her."

Miss Kitty Fantastico froze. Did she dare come down? "The dogs will come," she called down from her branch. "They'll eat me, I know it!"

"It's ok, little girl. Come on down, I'm here," called Devon. But it was no use. There were four dogs barking now, from all different directions, and one of them seemed even closer than before...

Suddenly, a black shape appeared in the moonlight. It was the first dog that had frightened MKF at the beginning. His attention now was on Devon, and he was growling low in his throat.

"Save yourself!" cried Miss Kitty Fantastico. "Run away! Don't let him eat you."

"All right, Miss Kitty," said Devon, with one more look up in the branches. "If you won't come down..." Slowly and warily she backed away from the growling dog and up the stairs to her doorway. "Sleep tight."
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The night passed slowly for Miss Kitty Fantastico. Each hour was colder than the last and her branch became more and more uncomfortable as the night wore on. The voices of the dogs quieted down eventually, but she could still hear them echoing in her mind. Moths and spiders came and went around her, and on the ground she occasionally heard the quick shufflings of nocturnal creatures. She felt that she could see every detail of the dark landscape around her and hear the whisper of every leaf shifted by the wind. How different this was from the nights she spent indoors, where she heard nothing but the ticking of the clock and the hum of the computer. The moon glowed overhead and MKF's branch in the tree no longer felt like a hideaway, but rather like a perch, from which she could survey the whole world if she wished. What did those dogs matter now? She almost felt that she wanted them to come back, so she could show them that she was no longer afraid of them. Almost.

The sky lightened, and across the yard, MKF heard a door squeak open. Devon's slippers came padding across the gravel once more. "Will you come down now, Miss Kitty Fantastico?" she called. "Will you come home now?"

MKF stretched her stiff legs one at a time and made her way, with much slipping and sliding, down the trunk of her tree. She gave the yard one last fond look and yawned widely. Then she allowed herself to be picked up and wrapped tightly in Devon's arms, her feet tucked in, and her tail waving free.

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Thursday, March 08, 2007

Once upon a time there was a kitten named Miss Kitty Fantastico, who loved excitement and adventure and hated sitting still and being cooped up. One spring evening she was playing outside, stalking the spiders and houseflies that were just waking up and still drowsy from hibernation (she didn't know it, but that's why she almost caught one or two of them), when she suddenly saw someone new in her backyard. Now Miss Kitty Fantastico was very young, but she knew somewhere deep down inside her that not all strangers are friendly and that some new things can be dangerous. Instantly, her hackles went up and her tail puffed out as she eyed the stranger.

He was a large black dog with small, beady eyes that were fastened intently on our own MKF. With a bark that sent the kitten crouching under the nearest clump of grass, he said gruffly, "Who are you and what are you doing in my neighborhood?"

MKF felt like her throat was filled with fur. She tried to squeak out a reply, saying that she lived in that new house right over there, that she was a legitimate pet--not some feral cat come to root through garbage. But when she opened her mouth, nothing came out but a faint hiss.

"What's this here?" said another voice to her right. A brown dog, which--except for it's color--could have been a twin of the first, walked out of the shadows. "An itty-bitty kitty, sneaking through our yard? What shall we do with her, boys?"

"Now, now," said a third voice. "We ought to give her a chance to explain herself." The speaker looked like a shaggy barrel with legs, and his voice was cracked and shaky. "Innocent until proven guilty and all that."

"What's to prove? She's a cat, isn't she, Gramps? I say we roast her up right now. Kitty burgers!" said the brown dog.

"I'm with you," said his brother. "We'll teach a lesson to any other cats that come roaming around trying to steal our food and chase our squirrels. Nobody chases our squirrels but us."

While this conversation was going on, Miss Kitty Fantastico was looking desperately around for some means of escape. The dogs all stood between her and her house, but perhaps.... And without another thought, she bolted away from the dogs and towards a large tree across the driveway. Before she had gotten more than four leaps, all three dogs were on her tail, barking madly. MKF could practically feel their hot breath on her tail as she reached the bottom of the tree and jumped as high as she could up the trunk. Scrambling, clawing, and kicking bark to the ground, she made her way to the highest branch that would hold her and looked down at the black, brown, and golden dogs. Their paws rested on the lower trunk and they shouted insults up at MKF, trying to goad her into coming back down.

But Miss Kitty Fantastico was starting to feel pretty good about herself. She had outwitted the dogs and come off ahead in her first encounter with a hostile foe. Fantastico, indeed, she thought to herself. I guess I can take care of myself all right.

Three hours later, crouched shivering on her branch in the dark, she began to rethink things. "Somebody?" she meowed. "Anybody?"

...To Be Continued...

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My tenth graders had to recite poems from our Caribbean unit today. I'll have to admit to taking a bit of evil pleasure in making them memorize poetry, knowing that they hate it so much. Personally, I love love love memorizing and performing poems, as many of you know, and it's sad to me to hear really beautiful poems made a travesty of with a bad performance. One of the poems that we studied during this unit has a few lines that I love. It's called "Volcano," and it's about the experience of holding in anger over colonialism:

pray that my silence shall outlive my wrath
for if this vomit ventures to my lips again
old orthodoxies villaged on my flanks
shall face the molten magma of my wrath
submerge and perish.

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Sunday, March 04, 2007

So my parents are currently having sewer problems at their house, poor things. This involves me not only because I visit there almost daily, but also because my house is apparently the backup shower location until things get sorted out. Fun, fun.

In other news, I would like to share with you a puzzle: a ways down the road from my house is an old mill that has recently shut down. They've been selling off machinery and everything. And near the road there is a little building, about the size of a garden shed, only with windows. And inside this tiny building sits a woman on a little stool, at all hours, working on stuff. What can she be doing at this closed sawmill at 10pm in her little room? I ask you. I just can't figure it out.

And yes, I have been enjoying this lovely weather. I planted primroses and tulips and pansies in round pots and placed them on my front porch where their happy little faces are visible from my kitchen and living room. I cleaned my house today and read Harry Potter 5 out in the sun, and Miss Kitty Fantastico chased bugs on the lawn. Ah spring!

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Friday, March 02, 2007

Playing Scrabble last night, I used up all my tiles on the word, "ENGENDER."

It was very satisfying.

And then I won.

That, also, was satisfying.

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