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Thursday, January 31, 2008
Labels: teaching
2 commentsTuesday, January 29, 2008
Yum. 0 comments
Monday, January 28, 2008
Punching Snow
Then, I got the call. It was my mom. In near-hysterical tones she said, "There's too much snow on the flat-roof greenhouse. We need help knocking it off. We've already been working for awhile, and I'm getting so tired. Come help us."
Now, this is not a new situation to me. All my life, the joy of snow days was always mixed with the guilt at enjoying what was never good weather for the nursery. Many winters my siblings and I have climbed out of bed early in the morning on snow days to cover plants with plastic or scrape snow off greenhouses. So, I pulled on some warm clothes and drove over.
The two-acre, flat-roof greenhouse is a kind of new technology in nurseries. The canvas curtain that serves as the roof is retractable, supported by wires that stretch from wall to wall, and operated by a computer that senses rain, temperature, wind chill... but not snow. When the snow started coming down so heavily, the employee who happened to be out there tried to retract it, but the mechanism jammed. By the time he and my dad got it figured out, so much snow had piled up that the motor could no longer pull the canvas in. By the time I got there, there was already about three inches of snow on top of the ten or so twelve-foot wide strips of curtain, each stretching a little less than the width of a soccer field. The whole structure was starting to sag inward. And it was still snowing.
Inside the greenhouse, my family and a few employees were armed with wooden constructions shaped like large push brooms and were busy trying to knock the snow off the canvas from beneath. My mom handed me one. "Knock off as much snow as you can from the edges of each curtain," she said. "Try to lighten the weight." So I did.
Imagine holding a broom upside down. Make it twice or thrice as thick and heavy. Now imagine thrusting it up above your head, as high as you can reach, for about an hour. Fun, huh? Granted, in that first hour, I was in a pretty good mood. It was snowing, after all. There was a pretty good chance I wouldn't have school the next day. I was glad to help out my parents, and I was having fun joking around with my brother. Little by little, I noticed that the number of snow-punchers had increased. Our neighbors from down the street, whose kids we always used to play with, had showed up. Another set of neighbors from the other direction walked in. A few more employees trickled in. Everybody went to work.
But it was still snowing. More people arrived. Neighbors, some people from church, people I go to school with. We hunted around for tools for everyone: PVC pipe and broomsticks with rags tied on the end, so they wouldn't puncture the canvas. Actual brooms. Pieces of plywood. It started to feel like that barn-raising scene from Seven Brides for Seven Brothers (only without the dancing and singing and weird courtship rituals).
I looked around at all the people (30 or 40 by then) who were willing to come out and help their neighbors out of a crisis. The hours went by. Some people came and pitched in for a few hours and then called others to take their place. Others stayed and worked beside us all day. One girl--an old family friend that I grew up with--got a nasty cut on her nose when her broom handle broke, went to the hospital, got it glued back together (in lieu of stitches), and came back to work for a few more hours.
Somewhere around noon it stopped snowing, but there were still at least five inches of snow on the curtains and the support poles on the outsides of the structure were starting to bend inwards. Every little while there was a loud metallic groan as one of the supports gave way. And still we worked. It was such an exhausting motion that you had to stop and rest every few minutes (especially those of us who are not used to such vigorous manual labor). The hours ticked by and bit by bit we knocked down the snow. Finally, they managed to clear off one of the curtains completely and draw it in manually, and then as more and more workers showed up, we slowly cleared off the rest enough to retract them all almost all the way. Finally, around five, it got dark and we all headed home. We had been at it for over nine hours. A total of around 75 people had shown up to help out.
Today, as you may imagine. I'm a little sore. And by "little," I mean, I'm the most sore I have ever been in my life. More than the first-day-of-basketball-camp sore. More than a-day-of-skiing sore. More than weeding-the-boxwood-field or painting-the-house sore. The muscles of my hands are sore, not to mention the rest of my body--from my calves to my neck. But there's a kind of satisfaction--not only in knowing that the hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of plants that could have been lost yesterday were saved, but also in seeing first hand the love and sacrifice of friends and neighbors who cheerfully gave up their snow day to do an exhausting and thankless job for my family. That's a value that can't be measured by any standard I know of. 3 comments
Saturday, January 26, 2008
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Watch this.
And this.
She even has the hat.
(If you become as obsessed with her as me, you can watch like ten of her songs on YouTube. Just follow the links.)
Labels: HP
1 commentsUntitled
I discovered this great little online word processor yesterday, called Zoho Writer. I was wanting someplace where I could store files and access them from home or school, and this site has pretty much all the basic abilities of word, but it's online. It lets you organize your files in folders, and has the ability to post directly to a blog (which I'm testing right now!). There's also spreadsheet capabilites and other applications that I haven't fully explored yet. It's pretty fun to play with though.
I gave two big Geometry tests today. It's always funny giving math tests because students come up to ask me questions and we engage in this little game where they try to extract as much information from me about how to answer the problem that they're stuck on, and I try only to ask them questions that will help them recall what they already know. So, we usually end up having a conversation of questions. Like this:
"I don't know what the next step should be on this proof," they might say.
"Well, what do you know about the angles of this quadrilateral?" I respond.
"B & C are supplementary?"
"Does that help you?"
"Um, no?"
"So what else do you know?"
"A and D are congruent?"
"Yes, so what kind of angles are they?"
And so on. All spoken in half-whispers so as not to tip off other students who may be working on the same problem. And usually all accompanied by various eyebrow communications meant to hint "you're on the right track" or "try something different." It feels sort of like a covert op.
Labels: teaching
1 commentsWednesday, January 23, 2008
This Will Be More Funny To Some of You Than Others
By F.J. Bergmann
Forgive me
for backing over
and smashing
your red wheelbarrow.
It was raining
and the rear wiper
does not work on
my new plum-colored SUV.
I am also sorry
about the white
chickens.
Labels: poetry
1 commentsBut anyway, I'm laughing out loud at Northanger Abbey (the book) this week. It's twenty times better having read Udolpho--I can sense all the elbow nudges about Catherine Morland's obsession with Gothic romances. It reminds me a little bit of The Female Quixote, except that it's not chivalric French romances that the main character is reading. Ok, I can't resist... here's an excerpt : Henry Tilney is teasing Catherine with a description of how she may find her accomodations at his home, Northanger Abbey:
"How fearfully will you examine the furniture of your apartment!--And what will you discern?--Not tables, toilettes, wardrobes, or drawers, but on one side perhaps the remains of a broken lute, on the other a ponderous chest which no efforts can open, and over the fireplace the portrait of some handsome warrior, whose features will so incomprehensively strke you, that you will not be able to withdraw your eyes from it. Dorothy [the ancient housekeeper] meanwhile, no less struck by your appearance, gazes on you in great agitation, and drops a few unintelligible hints. To raise your spirits, moreover, she gives you reason to suppose that the part of the abbey you inhabit is undoubtedly haunted, and informs you that you will not have a single domestic wihtin call. With this parting cordial she curtseys off--you listen to the sound of her receding footsteps as long as the last echo can reach you--and when, with fainting spirits, you attempt to fasten your door, you discover, with increased
alarm, that it has no lock."
See what I mean? Hilarious.
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008
In Case You Managed to Get Through Yesterday Without Hearing This Name...
Four quotes by Martin Luther King Jr.
- Somehow we must be able to stand up before our most bitter opponents and say, "We shall match your capacity to inflict suffering by our capacity to endure suffering. We will meet your physical force with soul force. So to us what you will and we will still love you... But be assured that we'll wear you down by our capacity to suffer, and one day we'll win our freedom. We will
not only win freedom for ourselves, we will so appeal to your heart and conscience that we
will win you in the process, and our victory will be a double victory."
- To believe in nonviolence does not mean that violence will not be inflicted upon you. The believer in nonviolence is the person who will willingly allow himself to be the victim of violence but he will never inflict it upon another. He lives by the conviction that through his suffering and cross
bearing, the social situation may be redeemed.
A couple of comments about these two. I think these first quotes express a couple of very important points about pacifism that many people overlook when they are dismissive of it. (I've run into one or two of these people lately--both students and adults.) People who are thoughtlessly critical of nonviolence (as either a personal conviction or a political movement) seem to think pacifists are looking through rose-colored glasses, thinking that if they just hold up the peace sign and offer hugs, governments are going to lay down their nuclear weapons. But these quotes from MLK show a person who understood that you very well might be killed if you don't fight back, but that's a price he was willing to pay. This nonviolent person, he says, is willing to be a victim of violence in exchange for not being a perpetrator of it. It seems to me that according to these quotes (taken out of context, I realize), the end result is in a way beside the point. Whether nonviolence "works" is irrelevant if you believe that it is better to suffer from violence than inflict it.
- It is hardly a moral act to encourage others patiently to accept injustice which he himself does not endure.
Ok, I know this is not what MLK was talking about here, but I cannot help but apply this quote to the situation of homosexuals in the church. Whether or not there is "injustice" being done, the crucial point is that the loudest voices in the arguments are not the ones who are "enduring."
- Here is the true meaning and value of compassion and nonviolence when it helps us to see the enemy's point of view, to hear his questions, to know his assessment of ourselves. For from his view we may indeed see the basic weaknesses of our own condition and if we are mature, we may learn and grow and profit from the wisdom of the brothers who are called the opposition.
This one makes me think about book banning and the tendency that people have to demonize anyone who holds an unorthodox view. As a matter of fact, this is what I think is so important about teaching literature--especially literature that may offend or polarize. It can help you begin to see the so-called opposition as a brother.
1 commentsSunday, January 20, 2008
Alyx is a bit older than me (but not much), has read many of the same books as me, and best of all, understands the joys and frustrations of being a Christian school English teacher. We stayed after the grading session for, oh, a good two hours, just chatting--sharing favorite funny movies, books to recommend to kids, and grammar activities. Maybe not everyone would call that two hours well spent, but I would. And best of all, we're going to keep getting together, maybe observe each other's classrooms and stuff. I'm so excited. I hope it doesn't end up being one of those things where you're like, "oh, yeah, we'll get together," and then you never do. I hate that. 0 comments
Friday, January 18, 2008
Here are the things I will be able to do with my new at-home internet connection:
- Be a more consistent Scrabble player on Facebook.
- Have fun with widgets
- Chat with my friends on MSN, oops, I mean Windows Live Messenger
- Go straight to my email from Messenger without having to log-in
- Keep up on my favorite blogs without wasting my prep period
- Waste countless evening hours browsing facile websites
- Download Pottercast onto my itunes without the intermediary of a parent's computer and a thumb drive
- Enter my grades from the comfort of my own home on the weekends
- Go over to my parents' house because I like them, not just to use the computer
- Download songs directly onto my computer (see Pottercast entry)
- Actually receive updated software
- Watch YouTube
- Do my laundry (oh wait, I think I could do that before...)
- and of course... blog! Lots.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Clearly, that has not been my problem. However, having now had a year or so of, let's say, less-than-stellar, less-than-frequent blogging, I'm far from ready to quit. Instead, I kind of feel like spending a little more time on this blog. Anyway, my roommate and I are again looking seriously into getting internet at our house, so hopefully one day soon I'll be able to both blog more and be home more--my two goals for this year.
Labels: meta-blogging
1 commentsTuesday, January 08, 2008
However, I was amused to discover yet another application of tag clouds today: they let you know whether this is a book that people actually read or one that they just want to read. The Satanic Verses has a fairly large tag for "Read," but an even larger one for "Unread," along with a few smaller tags "To Read," "tbr," and "wishlist." Apparently a number of people really want to read Verses, but never quite get around to it. (I sympathize.) Hmm, this little game gets real addicting real fast. For example, The Secret Life of Bees, which it seemed to me like everyone had read, actually has fairly equal tags of "Read" and "Unread." So does The Kite Runner. The Da Vinci Code has a much larger "Read" than "Unread," but it also has one tiny "Crap" (39 people worth) between the C's and D's.
Want to know what other books share that label, according to at least one user? The Biblical Approach to Alcohol, by Stephen M. Reynolds, Understanding Business Ethics by Roger Bradburn, The Mary Kay Guide to Beauty, and--to my infinite satisfaction--Harry Potter and the Bible: the menace behind the magick by Richard Abanes. (Incidently, The DaVinci Code is also tagged "overrated" by 29 people.) Why people continue to own books that they consider "crap" is, I guess, a question for another day.
After the Ice: A global human history 20,000 - 5,000 BC was the book most often tagged "Boring," followed closely by The Divine Comedy, by Dante. There are a number of classics that a few disgruntled students (I suspect) labeled "Worst Book Ever": Moby Dick, Wuthering Heights, The Once and Future King, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, and, interestingly, Bridget Jones' Diary.
Getting sick of this game yet? Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, The Jane Austen Book Club, and Darcy and Elizabeth: Nights and Days at Pemberley all showed up under the "Hated it" tag. Love with a Warm Cowboy is apparently "Annoying." The tag "Derring-do" is used on 74 books by 9 different people.
Would you agree that A Really Super Book About Squirrels is the "Best Book Ever"? Or Zen and the Art of Macintosh? Or Twilight by Stephanie Meyer? How about Byatt's Possession, or The Lord of the Rings, or The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide? (Now we're getting somewhere!)
Ok, I'll stop there. This could go on forever, I think. Anyway, I'm back in school this week, finishing up the last three weeks of the semester. A really cool thing happened yesterday, actually. I've been doing an assignment with my 8th-graders for the last two years, trying to get them to be more comfortable with poetry and maybe even (shh) enjoy it a little bit. As I read daily poems throughout the year, I ask them to write down any poems that they particularly like or find meaningful. Then they collect those poems into a Favorite Poems folder, decorated and all, at the end of the year. Well, yesterday, one of my students brought in a poetry folder, created by her great-grandmother in 1938. This woman had been assigned the exact same assignment (that I thought I invented on my own last year) in her junior year in high school. The folder is beautiful, with magazine clippings (from back when magazines printed original poetry) and other poems written in beautiful cursive script. It even includes a note from her teacher congratulating her on a great selection of poems. Think of that! 1 comments
Thursday, January 03, 2008
So, most of my shopping today was at Ross--a place that I find either extremely frustrating or extremely rewarding, but unpredictable either way. Today was the latter. I spent about $120, which is a lot for one trip, but just take a look at what I got: two sweaters, two towels, two sets of sheets, four pillowcases, a decorative box, two kitchen items, and a kitty dish. Wow.
I'm almost done with my blanket that I'm crocheting. It almost ended up being Gryffindor colors (not on purpose), but then I found a nice multicolored (dare I say, rainbow?) yarn that ties it all together. (This picture is from our beach trip last weekend.)
The beach trip was an eventful one, thought it wasn't planned to be. Our friends the Bowens, with whom we've shared this New Year's trip for the last several years, didn't end up making it to Newport at all because their son and daughter-in-law were busy welcoming their new daughter, Alison, into the world (and didn't she just take her sweet time getting here, too. :)
And in one of those strange juxtapositions that life sometimes throws us, on the same day that Alison joined the world, my Grandpa Tom left it.
Tom VandenBosch married my grandma when I was eleven or twelve, and with him he brought an entire new family of aunts, uncles, cousins, and second cousins. Since we were all Dutch folks from Small Town, Minnesota, we all kind of felt related anyway, and so we just made our summer vacation routes a little wider and made a little more room on our Christmas card list. I think even as a junior-higher, I was a little bit amazed that one could have step-cousins, and step-aunts and -uncles that were as warm and welcoming at the holidays as one's real family.
But a lot of that was due to Grandpa Tom. If you knew him, you would swear that he was out to single-handedly break the grumpy-old-man stereotype. Despite a growing number of health problems over the years, I never heard him complain or grouch. Instead, he constantly teased his grandkids about their romantic prospects and showed kind tranquility and good humor. After the death of my grandpa, I know Tom came like an unexpected rainbow into my grandma's life, and his joy colored the lives of everyone he touched.
Below, you can see the message my siblings drew for him at the beach where we learned he had died, as well as a picture from last summer's road trip, when I was lucky enough to see him and spend time with him and my grandma once more.
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