Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Meme Shamelessly Stolen From Jen's Page 

1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?
Staple It Together (Jack Johnson)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Somewhere Over the Rainbow (Showtunes)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Lullabye (Paul Schwarts)

HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW?
What Child Is This (Josh Groban)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Addy's Tattoo (Megan Slankard)

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Pie Jesu (Charlotte Church)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Circle of Friends (Point of Grace)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Yesterday (Eva Cassidy)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Hope This Christmas (Ginny and the Heartbreakers)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The Water is Wide (Charlotte Church)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I Won't Grow Up (Peter Pan)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Something to Sleep To (Michelle Branch)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Give a Little One Love (Soulfire)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Defying Gravity (Wicked)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Give Life (Megan Slankard)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Life, Love, and Other Mysteries (Point of Grace)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Perfect Lie (Sheryl Crow)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Blues in the Night (Swing)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
I'll Be Seeing You (Billie Holiday)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Sin Wagon (Dixie Chicks)

WHAT IS THE THEME SONG TO YOUR LIFE?
Good People (Jack Johnson)

WHAT DESCRIBES YOU?
Someday (Celtic Woman)

WHAT WILL YOU NAME THIS BULLETIN?
Lift the Wings (Michael Ball)

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I just finished watching Suburban Girl--starring Sarah Michelle Gellar and Alec Baldwin. Apparently it's based on some stories from that book, The Girls' Guide to Hunting and Fishing. The basic plot: "Brett," a young, insecure assistant editor, allows herself to be seduced by "Archie," big, famous publisher, who--in the course of their months-long affair--drinks heavily, cheats on her, infantalizes her by choosing what she eats and wears, criticizes all her decisions, and rescues her out of several work-related crises. Apparently this experience transforms her into a confident, decisive, and self-reliant woman, ready to conquer the publishing world (not really sure how that works...).
Anyway, I tried really hard throughout the movie not to see Gellar as Buffy, but I couldn't help it. Archie calls Brett "Pumpkin" thoughout the story, and with his low gravelly voice, I swear it came out "Buffy" every time. I even had to turn on the subtitles once because I could have sworn that's what he called her. I kept expecting her to haul out a wooden stake and nail him through the heart, since that's what Buffy would have done if she'd met this guy, but it never happened. (Would've been a better movie if it had, though!)

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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

I'm about 2/3 of the way through those sophomore papers I mentioned awhile back. It sounds pathetic to describe how slowly I'm moving through them, but you have to remember that the rest of my workload doesn't just pause for 3 or 4 days to let me sit down and plow through them all. In fact, it's rather intensified lately: our school is starting up a chapter of the National Honor Society, and they've asked me to be the advisor. Which** involves a whole lot of planning, writing, reading, learning, meeting-holding, thinking, emailling, and errand-running. I kind of like it, though. It's fun to develop something new--create policies, implement ideas, organize a new project. It's a nice break from teaching-related tasks. So there's that, and then the English Department is putting on a big event in a few weeks--we're calling it a Poetry Slam. Basically, we'll have our students, along with any parents or teachers that want to be involved, recite or perform poems in a coffee-house-style atmosphere (aka our transformed school library). I'm quite excited about it (my students less so), and I'm trying to decide what poem to memorize for it (suggestions? ideas?). But it too means lots of extra tasks. So I've been working extra extra hard the past couple of weeks. I have a Planet Earth DVD from Netflix that's been sitting unwatched on my desk for like a month. Oh well, spring break is coming...


**I have to pause and talk about this sentence construction. It's incorrect, obviously, to start a declarative sentence with the word "which," but I still do it quite often because I like the stylistic effect of it. And plenty of other writers do the same. But it just now occurs to me that it wouldn't be unreasonable to expect this construction to become a grammatically acceptable one. All it would take is for the pronoun "which" to shift from being only a relative or interrogative pronoun to being a demonstrative pronoun as well, joining this, that, these, and those. In fact, it seems to me that there might even be some archaic usages of the word in very similar constructions. Hmm, I'll have to keep an eye out for that. Anyway, I just think it's cool how words evolve like that. Maybe I'll go start a Facebook group called " 'Which' Should Be a Demonstrative Pronoun."

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Monday, February 25, 2008

In Which I Redeem My Tarnished Reputation 

For Christmas, rather than spending money on yet another pair of earrings and tie, I instead gave my parents coupons for one dinner per month, made for free and delivered by me on the dates of their choosing. February's dinner happened on Saturday night, and I'm proud to say that it turned out much better than the ill-fated oatmeal cookies. Stir-fry, fried rice, Asian salad, and peanut butter pie, the last of which is pictured below.


Careful, don't drool on the keyboard.

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Tuesday, February 19, 2008

I made oatmeal cookies last night (with cranberries instead of raisins--in imitation of the yummy cookies I had at the furniture store), and the recipe called for 2 tablespoons of baking soda. When I saw that, I was a little surprised, but I don't often make oatmeal cookies, so I just assumed it had something to do with the heaviness of the oatmeal or something. Well, clearly, it was a misprint. My 30 or so beautiful oatmeal cookies taste strongly of baking soda. Which is not pleasant. I'm going to have to throw them out, go buy more dried cranberries, and start over.

*sigh*

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Monday, February 18, 2008

A few things that have happened this weekend:
  • Spirit Week ended with "Farm Day." Now, in many schools, I suspect, this would involve kids coming to school in bright red shirts, overalls, and straw hats. At our school, kids came in their actual farm clothes. Carhartts pants, ratty quilted flannel jackets, mud boots. When I was counting up the number of kids in costume for the class competition, I can't tell you how many kids looked down at their t-shirt and jeans and said, "What? I wear this on my farm! I do!" In fact, one kid actually drove a tractor to school. A couple of girls brought baby pigs. Oh, Linn County...
  • I went to Eugene with my mom and sis on Saturday. Mom was looking for a loveseat recliner. Brenna was looking for some mom-sponsored shopping. I was looking for some time with Mom and Brenna. But I discovered something entirely unexpected. I love furniture shopping. I mean, LOVE. As far as I can tell, it involves going into a beautiful, softly-lit building that looks like all the beautiful houses you've never been able to afford. They serve you Otis Spunkmeyer cookies and coffee, treat you like you walk on water, and let you sit in fabulously comfortable armchairs. In fact, one fine furniture establishment actually gave me a book! I noticed a plain-looking hardcover book placed artfully on a bureau, so, naturally, I had to pick it up and flip through it. It turned out to be a really cool book on how the alphabet evolved through the ages, with all these great illustrations of hieroglyphics and modern fonts, so... I asked if it was for sale. (After all, everything else in the display room was, why not this?) The saleslady gave me a funny look, took the book from me, and said she would check. "You can have it," she told me a few minutes later, and right then, I knew. Heaven is a giant furniture store.
  • Walking around the downtown later that day, we were accosted on the street by a young man who had apparently just opened his own coffee/smoothie shop. He insisted that we MUST go check it out, and since smoothies sounded just about right just then, we obliged. It was actually a pretty cute shop--kind of tropical-themed. But the young entrepreneur proceeded to follow us around the (small) store, asking questions. "What did you order? Are you going to stay here and eat or take it with you? Did you see the fish? Do you want anything to eat? What's your name?" I introduced myself and shook his hand. "That was a great handshake," he said. Um, thank you? "Sorry," said the girl behind the counter after he wandered away. "He's a little pushy."
  • I found out yesterday that the sleepy little town we drove through to get to Eugene, at the gas station that we would have stopped at if I had been paying enough attention to tell Mom the gas is cheaper there, had a shooting within five or ten minutes of the time we would have stopped to fill up. A guy actually grabbed a teenage girl bystander and held a gun to her head before the cop shot him. Wow. So much for the theory that big cities are more dangerous.
  • I currently have two friends that are making their way through Deathly Hallows for the first time. They are both reading entirely too slowly to suit me. (This may or may not have something to do with the small children who require their constant care.) I'm trying very hard not to give anything away, but it's extremely difficult. I keep wanting to hint things about Snape and Lily. (Don't worry, they don't read this blog.)
  • Yesterday and today were mostly spent cleaning my house, starting some spring yardwork (Yay!) and grading some of the 40+ five-page research papers from the tenth-graders. (For those of you who don't do math, I'll help you out: that's 200 pages of reading, baby.) Students keep coming and asking me, "Do you have our papers graded yet?" No, darlings. Not yet.

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

This week has been Spirit Week at school, as the varsity basketball teams have been in playoff games all week. Today, being Valentine's Day, was christened "Red, White, and Pink Day," or as the oh-so-clever seniors phrased it, "Taupe, Mauve, and Magenta Day." Anyway, I don't always dress up for these things--I bypassed International Day, for example. I dressed up for Blue and White Day completely by accident (or else my subconscious had something to do with it...) and made a half-hearted effort for Twin Day. But, although I'm generally apathetic about Valentine's Day, I couldn't resist the chance to pull out the pink hair dye again.

Which leads us to this:


I'm sure you can imagine how much productive work got done today. When each attempt at lecture is interrupted by a secretary arriving with a giant stuffed tiger or handful of foil balloons or--what's more--by the choir class filing in to deliver a love-themed Sing-O-Gram, one tends to just give up and have everyone just read sonnets for the rest of the day.


Incidentally, Miss Kitty Fantastico is also unsure what to think of this whole Valentine's Day business.


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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

I did not sleep well last night. Why? Three words. Miss. Kitty. Fantastico. Every now and then, she decides to indulge her nocturnal urges and use the early morning hours to prowl. That's completely fine with me--birds gotta sing, cats gotta prowl, whatever. My problem is that she chooses to do her prowling (and pouncing and clawing) on my bed. On me! Not ok. After throwing her off the bed drowsily several times (with increasing levels of roughness), I finally got up in huff, tossed her out the hall and shut the door. There. Climbed back in bed. Started to drift off again. Woke again to hear her pawing at the door with her scratchy little paws... for the next half-hour, the little minx. I was quite tempted to throw her outside for the remainder of the night, but I couldn't bear to drag myself out of bed again. *sigh* When morning finally came, I found her curled up asleep just outside my bedroom door, where she remained while I showered, dressed, and ate, and presumably, long after I left for my busy day. Oh, the joys of pets...

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Monday, February 11, 2008

So it all started a few weeks ago when I was on the phone with Keith in New Orleans, and he said, jokingly, "So when are you coming down here for Mardi Gras?" "Oh, any day now," I replied, also joking. "Ok, just let me know when your plane arrives." "Yeah, I'll do that." We hung up. I looked out at the drizzling, frigid weather outside my window and then glanced down at the piles of grading in my lap. Hmm...

A week and a half later, I had scrounged up some airline miles and two days off. I called up Keith. "So, about that Mardi Gras invitation..."

And that is how I found myself in Louisiana--my first time really south of Tennessee--experiencing the fun and madness of New Orleans in Mardi Gras season. I learned a number of things on my trip, including the following facts:
  • New Orleans is not, as most people west of the Rockies believe, a giant, empty hole in the ground, a la the series finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

  • there are, however, a goodly number of houses for sale.

  • said houses are each, individually, at least three times the size of any house in Linn County.

  • temperatures in February can actually be in the 70's for the duration of a person's four-day stay stay in New Orleans.

  • Emeril has his restaurant in New Orleans.

  • contrary to popular belief, there are not thousands of girls lining the New Orleans streets during Mardi Gras, trying to take their clothes off.

  • said behavior is not actually necessary to procure one some Mardi Gras beads.

  • in fact, it may be necessary to avoid getting thrown beads during Mardi Gras season

  • considering that most people on the street seem to have, at any given moment, more beads than they can carry

  • hence, a fair few cast-iron fences, trees, and telephone wires are also decorated for the Mardi Gras season.


  • although the hordes of flashing teenage girls thing is a myth, the free-flowing alcohol is not

  • in fact, there are actually drive-through daquiri vendors--and not a few!

  • and Bourbon street is, pretty much, all you've ever heard it is.

  • people actually pay beaucoup bucks to be in the parades and throw beads to the crowds

  • and yet some of them apparently have quite a lot of pent-up rage that is discordant to a parade setting...

  • in addition to pounds and pounds of beads, they also throw stuffed animals, plastic souvenir cups, t-shirts, painted coconuts, flashing neon toys, and big souvenir plastic bags.

  • also, there are certain floats where you're meant to throw beads back.

  • on Mardi Gras, if a man in a parade comes by and gives you a plastic flower, you're supposed to kiss him

  • your friends may or may not inform you of above custom until after you've already made a fool of yourself.

So, so much for what I learned. What did I do? Oh, loads of things. First of all, there were the parades. There were several every day, one right after the other. The floats were beautiful--ornate, elaborate, garish, and oh-so-festive.






Each float that went by would throw beads and other loot. You could either run out into the street, yelling and waving your hands, hoping some would get thrown your way, or--as I learned later--you could climb up on a ladder set up on the sidewalk and wait for the float crew to spot you and toss you the best stuff. However, most of the time our ladder was set up next to these three adorable 4- and 5-year-olds, so we didn't stand a chance of scoring any stuffed animals, I can tell you. I did land one freakin' awesome set of huge Mardi Gras beads, though. Check it out:


After and in between the parades, we biked around town and saw the sights. I saw the French Quarter and Bourbon street, as I mentioned. I tried some quintessential New Orleans food, including these amazing fried doughnut-like things at about 3 in the morning at an all-night cafe called Cafe DuMonde. (Mm, suddenly craving some right now...) I saw the Mississippi in all its foggy beauty. We danced to a New Orleans band called Bonerama (named, presumably, for its trombones) and stayed up until all hours enjoying the beautiful weather and festive mood of the city.

I really can't say I've ever been anywhere else that had such a fun, good-humored, holiday atmosphere that was so widespread and so long-lasting. (This may have possibly had something to do with the free-flowing alcohol that I mentioned earlier, but I really can't say...) Anyway, wow, what a perfect mini-vacation. I was really quite sad to come back to Oregon's rain and my teacherly responsibilities. Guess we'll just have to hope spring comes soon.



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Saturday, February 09, 2008

Roar 

My friends, Stephanie and Jen, have been part of a series of blog posts on writing and have asked me to join them. I started this post back when Jen asked me, and then put it off to think about it for a few days. Imagine my surprise when I went back to finish the post and discovered three weeks had gone by. So, just to review, here's a quick summary of each of their three tips for good writing:


Steph: Be stylish, be fearless, be inspired.

Jen: Writing does not start when you sit down at the keyboard; learn to love the red ink; don't be afraid to try something new.

To be perfectly honest, I'm struggling a little to come up with three of my own. Steph and Jen have covered a lot of ground with their tips, and there are only so many things you can teach about composition, before the student just has to sit down at a table or computer and start writing for herself.

One thing, however, that I have to continually remind myself about writing is that it takes time. There aren't any shortcuts. On rare, rare occasions, the words just pour out beautifully when I sit down to write something, but the vast majority of the time I have to sit and think, and type a little, think some more, go back and erase the first thing, type something new, sit and think awhile longer and so on, until I have page or two I like. Which is part of the reason I had so many more great posts for my blog back in grad school--I had nothing but time. I'm finding it much harder to fit in time to stare at a computer screen now that I'm working ten or twelve hours a day.

For my second tip, I'm going to rely on a quote by Hart Crane: "One must be drenched in words, literally soaked in them, to have the right words form themselves into the proper pattern at the right moment." It's a cliche that writers must be readers, but I think to be a good writer, you have to really appreciate the resonances of words--the way they feel on your tongue, the associations they connote, the sound of them in the sentence, their rhythm and momentum. When you read a brilliant writer, you feel that each word is inevitable, that what they have written could be said no other way, that to paraphrase them would be impossible.

It follows, then, that good writing is intentional. When you dash off an email to a friend or write an interdepartmental memo, whatever phrases come to mind first are probably good enough to leave on the page. But for crafted writing, each word has a purpose--or, ideally, several purposes. I tell my students that it is their job to lead the reader where they want him to go. Topic sentences, transitions, figurative language, even the grammatical construction of your sentences communicate to the reader in multiple ways--likely in more ways than you intend. It's your job as the writer to make the endless layers of conscious and unconscious communication work for you.

(Incidentally, that's one reason why grammatical errors are so irksome to me. The offending writer, in a show of embarrassed bravado, argues, oh, everyone knew what I meant, and she's right. The reader can figure out what she meant, in spite of the error. But in requiring of the reader that mental pause for comprehension, however brief, she has distracted him from her message and thus weakened it. What's more, she has introduced doubt in her reader's mind of her reliability: she must be either ignorant or careless, so her message is that much less trustworthy. Plus, occasionally, it might subject you to ridicule. Example: I was walking past a farm on our road this afternoon, and I came across a sign written, "Kid's due in March. Milk available, etc." What? I thought. Someone's expecting a baby? And what's this about milk? It took me about five seconds to realize that the sign should have said "Kids due..." without the apostrophe. The owners are anticipating baby goats to be born next month. I laughed all the way back to my house. Apostrophe misuse strikes again. --I will concede, by the way, that grammar rules can be intentionally broken to striking effect. But again, the key is intention.)

So, having said all that, you can understand, can't you, that I don't yet have the story of my little trip all written up for you yet? (Hmm, if only I could make "Good writers ignore deadlines" sound convincing as a tip... oh well.) I will give a few more hints, however... there was sun; there were daiquiris; there were beads!

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Wednesday, February 06, 2008

It's 8:13 pm and I'm getting ready to crash with a bottle of water, a stack of kleenex, and enough layers of blankets to satisfy the most persnickety princess in the world. That's right, I'm sick. I completely wore myself out this weekend with late nights, long (and bumpy) bicycle rides, and fried food. And this is my punishment. Where was I? Well, you'll have to wait to hear the story. It deserves to be told well, which requires a brain unclouded by mucus. Stay tuned. 1 comments

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